HAND-MADE

HEART-FILLED

Silhouette of a keychain with a ball and a smaller ring hanging from it, all in black and white.

CUSTOM SONGS

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GET YOURS FOR £100

"The best present I ever received."

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"Beautifully crafted, melodic and funny."

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"You did an amazing job of telling our story."

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"The best present I ever received." ✦ "Beautifully crafted, melodic and funny." ✦ "You did an amazing job of telling our story." ✦

ALL YOU. ZERO AI.

A chalk drawing of a smiling, anthropomorphic dialogue box with a magnifying glass above it on a black background.

  • Gift your partner a love song with that one phrase they always say

  • Commemorate your beloved dog (even that time they got into the spice rack)

  • Surprise your parents with an anniversary present they’ll actually cherish

All the feels. All the special details. All totally custom and made from scratch every time.

All made by a real working and performing songwriter.

And all yours for only £100.

Love, Put The Kettle On - Sample
Human Song Club
UK songwriter Adam Kirkup in the studio with an acoustic guitar and headphones, ready to record your custom song.

made by Adam Kirkup

A real musician and songwriter with a guitar and an imagination.

“Pure poetry” — BBC Introducing

“Beautiful” — Kimya Dawson

“Spellbinding” — Mary Spender

Questions? Email me.

WHAT YOU GET

Custom song

£100

  • Completely bespoke custom song from scratch

  • Tailored around you and your special details

  • Yours to use however you want

  • Digital file and lyric sheet

  • One week turnaround

Get yours

POPULAR

Custom song + Physical gift pack

£125

  • Completely bespoke custom song from scratch

  • Tailored around you and your special details

  • Yours to use however you want

  • Digital file and lyric sheet

  • One week turnaround

  • PLUS a hand-signed CD copy

  • PLUS hand-signed archival card lyric sheet

Get yours